Computer difficulties don’t last forever.. (knock on wood) our awaited “The Light-Bearer Series” post is here.
Emily Guido’s Interview with the HOT MEN of the Castle Charmeine from The Light-Bearer Series
Emily: Ladies… I have been waiting for the interview for several days now. I didn’t know what to expect these gentlemen came in but I am pleasantly surprised to say the least… *swoon*…
Emily: Gentlemen Good Evening!
ALL: Good Evening.
Emily: Let me start out with a general question just to break the ice. Do all four of you live at the ‘Castle Charmeine’?
Emily: Now, who originally owed Castle Charmeine?
Tabbruis: I think Dmitri should answer that one.
Dmitri (in a thick Romanian accent): Oh my… Well, you see my dear; I came to Romania a long time ago, millennia as a matter of fact. (Chuckling) I had many experiences there and some of the folks used to make up a scary bedtime story about me… the “Red Dragon” is what they called me. But then Tabbruis came and we began to share the Castle…
Emily: Excuse me? (Wide open eyes) What do you mean by “Red Dragon”?
Dmitri: Oh my… Well my dear that is “Dracul” to you and I.
Dmitri: Well my love if you think that, that’s fine with me… (and smiled with bright white teeth and long eye-teeth)
Emily: Oh! Well that’s okay… (a little scared… turning to Tabbruis now…) Tabbruis please tell me about you?
Tabbruis (in a slight European accent): I… well I am just a happy man now that I have Charmeine. She lights up my life. Before I was…
Thomas: He was alone but not totally happy?
Tabbruis: Yes, quite right, not totally happy?
Emily: Well Thomas since you spoke up? How are you today?
Thomas: Yes, well… I’m fine. We are very busy at the Castle Charmeine. There are a lot of people there, and we constructing new rooms right now.
Neal (In a gruff African accent): My lover and husband, Hameal and I are constructing new additions to the Castle Charmeine… you three are trying not to get killed!
Tabbruis: That was Charmeine’s fault… she distracted me Neal.
Neal: That is no excuse for not paying attention; it was a power nail gun!
Emily (snickering): So I take it there was a mishap with a tool in the renovations?
Dmitri: Oh my… yes well, Tabbruis did not look where he was going and a nail shot Neal in the lower backside.
Thomas (laughing out loud): He shot him in the butt!
Dmitri: Oh my… yes but everything is fine. We, blood-hunters, heal very fast.
Tabbruis: Thank God for that!
Emily: So… on another subject… gentlemen, um tell me you are all so incredibly gorgeous, are all blood-hunters like you?
Dmitri: Oh my… well, I believe we are all classically handsome…
(giving a wink to EG… *she swoons*)
Tabbruis: Dmitri… I think she means that we are some sort of eye-candy for the ladies…
Dmitri: Oh my…
Thomas (Little squeak): I am… well yes ma’am… we are all… UGH!
Neal: Yes! I believe all blood-hunters are pretty good looking and incredibly gorgeous too!
Tabbruis: You would!!! Neal! (Rolling his eyes)
Emily: I’m getting something of an undercurrent to this question? Is there?
Dmitri: Oh well my love, we are all good-looking to the ladies… very much so.
Thomas: But we didn’t ask to be so good-looking… I guess it comes just natural?
Emily (fanning myself with my notebook): You all… I mean are all Blood-Hunters good-looking?
Tabbruis: Well women seem to be naturally attracted to us.
The MEN of the Castle Charmeine
Emily (gets a drink of water… starting to get dizzy looking at these wowser men): How could women not be attracted?
Neal (gruffly): Don’t look!
Thomas: She is a human woman. She cannot help but be attracted. Neal, just because you are not attracted to her does not mean she cannot look.
Neal: Well, I am certainly no one’s eye candy!
Dmitri: Oh my…
Emily: Have you had women falling over you before?
Tabbruis: Many times… but I waited millennia for Charmeine, my love!
Thomas: I’ve… I’m taking the fifth on that!
Dmitri: Oh my!
Neal: Never, thank God!
Emily (pulling my hair up and taking a big gulp of water): Tabbruis, can you tell me your favorite past time at the Castle Charmeine?
Tabbruis: That’s easy, spoiling my love, Charmeine. We have two horses, Tristan and Isolde, which we ride and go down to our private beach. Tabbruis smiled in revelry.
Emily: Private beach?
Dmitri: The Castle Charmeine has a beach flanking its property on one side, so we ride out there every chance we get.
Neal: Yes, Tabbruis and Charmeine are out there quite a lot.
Tabbruis: I will have to admit that Charmeine and I love the beach. I just want her to happy. I love Charmeine so much…
Thomas, Dmitri and Neal: We know!!!
Emily: Well, on that thought, (wetting my lips down and fanning myself) I will end this lovely interview. It certainly has been fun interviewing the “HOT MEN FROM CASTLE CHARMEINE!”